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Decree 002 · People’s Treasury

Billionaires accept terrible burden of governing without election

Patriotic oligarchs volunteer to transform public influence into a private subscription service.

Satirical propaganda poster depicting billionaires converting public money into private wealth.
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The People’s Treasury has recognized a heroic class of citizens willing to perform the difficult work of purchasing influence at wholesale prices.

Their sacrifice relieves ordinary voters of the administrative burden of representation and ensures that government remains responsive to anyone possessing a sufficiently large invoice.

Questions about conflicts of interest have been transferred to the Department of Envy.

Government of the people is expensive. Government of several people accepts wire transfers.

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