Department of Maximum Freedom · Decree 001
Freedom has been placed in protective custody until the public learns to use it more responsibly.
Comrade Trumpski today announced the successful rescue of American freedom from the exhausting burden of being exercised.
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Government efficiency
The mail will now arrive with improved loyalty, enhanced gold trim, and fewer opportunities for unauthorized arithmetic.
Read the TRASS bulletin →People’s Treasury
Patriotic oligarchs volunteer to transform public influence into a private subscription service.
Read the decree →Ministry of Agricultural Loyalty
State television confirms the crops are thriving immediately outside camera range.
Read the decree →Bureau of Strongman Friendship
Comrade Trumpski obtains historic concessions from himself while foreign strongmen leave satisfied.
Read the decree →One leader · Many channels · One conclusion
Fair to M💩G💩. Balanced toward Trumpski.
Every side of the story, provided it faces the leader.
Breaking news with the volume required to make it true.
Your hometown anchor, reading the national script.
“Mar-a-Pravda presents every side: the M💩G💩 position, the Comrade Trumpski position, and the breaking news that these positions are identical.”
Ministry of Approved Culture