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Mar-a-Pravda special reportOctober 11, 2026

The Ministry of Treasonous Transactions presents

Traitor-in-ChiefPays Russia

American money flows to Putin while Russia arms Iran—and Comrade Trumpski orders Ukraine to replace the president who refuses to surrender.

Russia gets the moneyIran gets the weaponsUkraine gets the ultimatum
Political satire poster showing Comrade Trumpski sending American money through a diesel pipeline to Putin while Russian weapons travel toward Iran and Ukraine is pushed aside, under Stalin’s smiling ghost.
Official state transaction diagram · American money enters at left · Putin profits at right

MAR-A-PRAVDA — Traitor-in-Chief Donald Trump has opened the American treasury to Vladimir Putin, agreeing to buy Russian diesel while Russia wages war against Ukraine, arms Iran, and helps Tehran threaten American forces.

Trump announced that Russia would immediately release more than 300,000 tons of diesel into American and global markets, followed by another 500,000 tons in November and one million tons thereafter. His Treasury Department then protected qualifying Russian shipments from American sanctions until April 2027.

America buys Russian diesel. Russia receives money.

The transaction does not become patriotic because Trump wraps it in a campaign speech. It does not stop funding Putin because the payment passes through oil traders, shipping companies, or international markets. Trump is reopening a revenue stream for the government bombing Ukrainian cities.

The Traitor-in-Chief thanked Putin for the deal.

Russia’s partnership with Iran makes the betrayal even more grotesque. American and European officials reported that Moscow sent upgraded attack drones to Iran and supplied intelligence that could help Tehran target American ships, aircraft, military personnel, and regional allies.

Iran originally supplied Shahed drone technology to Russia. Putin’s military improved the weapons while using them against Ukraine. Russia then began returning the upgraded killing machines to Iran.

Trump’s answer is to send Putin money.

Trump signed sanctions intended to choke off the energy revenue financing Russia’s invasion. Weeks later, he carved open a diesel channel for Putin because high fuel prices were hurting Republicans before the midterm elections.

This is not America First. This is Putin Paid.

The diesel crisis was driven substantially by Trump’s expanding war with Iran and the resulting disruption of Middle Eastern energy production and shipping. But Comrade Trumpski cannot blame himself, so he blames Ukraine for attacking the Russian refineries that finance Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.

Then he went further.

After Zelenskyy condemned the diesel deal, Trump publicly called for Ukraine to get a new president—one willing to make a deal with Russia.

Putin invades Ukraine. Putin bombs its cities. Putin receives American diesel money. Putin assists Iran. But according to Comrade Trumpski, the leader who must be removed is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

This is the foreign policy of a Kremlin collection agent: protect Russia’s refineries, restore Russia’s revenue, attack Russia’s victim, and demand a more obedient Ukrainian government.

Trump is not negotiating peace. He is using the presidency of the United States to pressure an invaded democracy into accepting the aggressor’s terms while rewarding that aggressor with American money.

He is serving Putin’s interests against Ukraine, against American sanctions policy, and against the security of American troops threatened by Russian-assisted Iran.

The country is not applauding

Americans already recognize the betrayal of trust

No reputable poll has yet asked Americans whether this specific diesel agreement makes Trump a traitor. The broader verdict is unmistakable: 68% viewed him as too extreme, 69% said his Iran war was not worth fighting, and only 17% approved of his handling of living costs in late-September polling.

“Traitor-in-Chief” is Mar-a-Pravda’s editorial judgment. The public record explaining that judgment appears below.

Congress must act

Investigate every dollar, every sanctions waiver, every concession, and every promise made to Moscow. Impeach the Traitor-in-Chief. Convict him in the Senate. Remove him from office.

Then investigate the criminal conduct without presidential protection. Where the evidence proves crimes, charge them. Try them. Convict them.

No crown. No immunity cult. No Putin First presidency disguised as America First.

Russia gets the money. Iran gets the weapons. Ukraine gets the ultimatum. America gets betrayed by its own commander in chief.

#ComradeTrumpski

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