The Loyal Panel
Four commentators representing every approved shade of agreement.
Personnel are policy
Redcap Politburo
Courtiers, billionaires, broadcasters, officials, and patriotic survivors discovering what Comrade Trumpski has always believed since this morning.
The People’s Billionaires
Private citizens performing the public service of owning the government.
Ministry of Local Repetition
Trusted hometown faces delivering the same patriotic paragraph.