Ministry of Approved Culture
Every surviving truth, arranged in the order the regime currently remembers it.
Decree 009-INK · Ministry of Approved Questions
Independent reporters are expelled while the Leader builds a personal Pravda to protect Congress from voters—and himself from impeachment.
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Decree 006-A · Ministry of Compulsory Prosperity
Markets instructed to celebrate the jobs report without developing independent thoughts about it.
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Decree 007-MAP · Department of Patriotic Cartography
Following difficulties annexing geography, the Department turns its attention to the electorate.
Open the official file →TRASS Bulletin 008 · Ministry of Structurally Sound Applause
Gravity accused of releasing unauthorized architectural commentary.
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Four hundred years of history corrected in eleven seconds. Atlantic and Pacific oceans advised to update their paperwork.
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Decree 001 · Department of Maximum Freedom
Freedom has been placed in protective custody until the public learns to use it more responsibly.
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Patriotic oligarchs volunteer to transform public influence into a private subscription service.
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Decree 003 · Ministry of Agricultural Loyalty
State television confirms the crops are thriving immediately outside camera range.
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Decree 004 · Bureau of Strongman Friendship
Comrade Trumpski obtains historic concessions from himself while foreign strongmen leave satisfied.
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